Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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