yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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