And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Shame - the story of my life.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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