No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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