quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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