Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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