Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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