butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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