We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
