she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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