? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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