yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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