he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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