he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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