My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize
