Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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