we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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