that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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