He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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