I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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