Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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