Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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