is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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