She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
