It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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