I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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