her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
