he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
What a dumb baby whore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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