it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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