You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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