This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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