ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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