everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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