Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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