What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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