The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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