You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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