So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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