after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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