suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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