we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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