Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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