You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
