her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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