Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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