i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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