I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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