Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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