so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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