I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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