my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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