Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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