that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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